If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
"I suppose whenever you go through periods of transition, or in a way, it’s a very definite closing of a certain chapter of your life - I suppose those times are always going to be both very upsetting and also very exciting by the very nature because things are changing and you don’t know what’s going to happen."
fucking cuddle with me you bitch
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
i think the worst thing the harry potter movies did was make it snape who found james and lily’s bodies instead of sirius.
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow.
“Pranked my mom by knocking on a random hotel door while we was walking”